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Mwahahahaha... this is where all of the misguided ones need to see those three amazing words....
Deal With It: Directory

Deal With It!

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Here's a banner by me, [Hutch]. It's hot <3. Did I say hot? I so meant, NOT! Sike. It rocks :p But seriously sucks... haha, gotchya again- it's tight, but you can honestly say that it sucks, and if you do... [Blankie] will eat you...mmm...smarf.

For those of you who didn't quite make the "Lovely Supporter" cut, can join our very own rip-off generic version of Deal With It. It's suprisingly called Get over It... don't expect the supreme awesomeness of Deal With It, afterall, it is a knock off...

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I HATE Deal With It is the perfect place to go if you hate this page.

(All rights of I HATE Deal With It go to [hercules the legend])

You're not Japanese.
The Deal With It expression to start it all... stare at it's complete and total awesomeness...

1.You're not an elf.
2.You're not beautiful.
3.You're not funny.
4.You're not ugly.
5.You're not a person possesing incredible art skills... don't ask me if you're art is nice if you want a truthful answer...
6.You're not a hottie.
7.You're not gothic.
8.You're not a Samurai .
9.You're not right.
10.You're not smart.
11.You're not depressed.
12.You're not meaningless.
13.You're not fat.
14.You're not skinny.
15.You're not a photoshop expert.
16.You're not a virgin.
17.You're not a slut.
18.You don't look smart when you go to an "anti" page vouching for "pro". (vice versa)
19.You're not going to start a revolution.
20.You're not going to gain anything from pissing people off... except for jollies...
21.You're not a tortured soul.
22.You're not the center of the universe
23.Your middle class suburban life-style doesn't suck
24.You're not a true masochist when you carve your ex's name into your arm and then go and write a poem about it
25.Your picture is blurred because you can't use a camera not because you mastered photo manipulations.
26.Your body shape stops being normal if you weigh over 170.
27.You're absolutely in LOVE with the color pink.
28.You're not High Priestess of the Order of the Violet Twinkle Dove, Supreme Druid Mistress of Garm.
29.You are not a friggin Vampire!!
30.You're not a make-up artist
31.You're eyeliner makes you look like a raccoon
32.Black lipstick isn't pretty, cool, or evil. It just makes you look like you haven't brushed you're teeth since the dawn of time.
33.(for more emphasis) YOU'RE NOT A FRIGGIN VAMPIRE!
34. Telling people you've never met to fuck off, does not make you cool... it's just silly.
35.You can't make your water colors or holloween make-up look like real blood... it just makes you look like an idiot.
36.You're not going to get honest sympathy if you show everyone a picture of yourself crying.
37.You're a human.
38.You're never going to get laid if you look like you're one step from being six feet under.
39. Anarchy is a really lame/ friggin stupid idea. IT WILL NEVER WORK. And if it does for some off the wall reason happen, I hope you get trampled in the riots for believing such a silly thing could be "kick ass" or "fuckin' awesome".
40. Black is not a god damn color, and if it were- it wouldn't actually be your favorite.
41. There is no such thing as 'emo'- it is just an excuse for pathetic losers to whine about their sucky lives... even though their parents love them and they live in nice big houses in the suburbs.
42. Eff u sPeeL n tipe lyke dis: Your parents were too lazy to buy you Hooked-On-Phonics when you were a kid.
43. You wouldn't know good metal even if it hit you on your head. Led Zeppelin is a band... not a singer and they didn't sing High Way To Hell that was AC/DC. Such bands as: Slipknot, KoRn, and Disturbed do not count as great metal works of musical art. Therefore- I would bet my life on you not knowing anything about good old Rock 'n Roll.
44. You don't have the right to label anyone anything.
45. When you say how much you hate preps, every minute of your meaningless day it makes you look really stupid and lame.
46. You're just making yourself to look like a dumbass when you tell someone how much you despise them because they like something that you dont. (vice versa) And if you respond angrily, you're just as bad.
47. Your last name is not Baggins and you are definatly NOT a hobbit that resides in Rivendell.
48. Anyone who has a problem with the extreme awesomeness of Deal With It can [insert hurtful insult here] (come on guys, be creative- afterall if you hate Deal With It it may not take all that much to insult you anyway.) :)
49. ElfPack was a ridiciously lame idea.
50. Brave Heart, Pulp Fiction, and The Godfather pt. 1 are the best movies ever- hands down.
51. From Hell, Hell town U.S.A., anything with Hell in it (Besides Hell's Kitchen) is NOT a place where you're from. Sorry to burst your satanic little bubble.
52. Star Wars rocked, and you know it.
53. The dress does make you look fat- you got two options: get a bigger size or find something different.
54. Ovaltine is disgusting...
55. If Marilyn Manson is your favorite band... then why can't you spell the name right. Gothikz hardXcorez?!?!!!! o_0 I think not.
56. You do not really look like that Doll in your house. No, really, I'd bet a million dollars you don't... not even close.
57. Americans... (if you were raised in America)- and you run around saying english slang terms such as "Bloody Hell!" makes you look stupid. Yes, stupid. You'll never be bloody english... just deal with it.
58. People who argue with [Blankie] and [Hutch] are just plain stupid.
59. You wish you were this awesome.
60. You enjoy nudity, especially Homegrown Nudists

You're not going to rial us up by telling us we're full of ourselves for telling you all what you need to hear... so you might want to deal with that... unless you enjoy making us giggle.
Big Kiss:
[Hutch]
and
[Blankie]

So you all better friggin deal with it...

Deal with It! Banners open to submissions ;D.

Don't forget our lovely supporters

Do you feel this page infringes on your rights to individuality? Are you positive you are 100% Goth and that there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a cry-baby Emo kid and typing with lower intelligence skills? Do you have the urge to make us see 'the light'?

Well no one cares, but hell, do it anyway at Under The Big-Top... Let the show begin....

ATTENTION:

[Blankie] here->

People please, if there is something 'you don't like' about Deal With It take it to Under The Big-Top- do not messege me. I truthfully don't care. I'm not interested in having a witty debate about the things that may or may not offend you. Honestly, if I came up with the deal with it-ism that applies to or offends you, I'm going to think it's hilarious. I hate being in bitch mode, so if you want to message me about something other than 'I hate this or I don't agree with this because'- that would be super neat. Otherwise, you might not like my response. I don't think the rules can get any more simple o_0

You know you love us, <3!

Do not comment here if you're not a lovely supporter.

^[Blankie]: Notice this rule, and also notice why you are denied Lovely Supportership when asking permission to join on the main page comments box, I do not believe it could be anymore obvious even if the rule came out and smacked you in the face. :)

2004-07-01 [Hutch]: ah tried to center it but it didnt work

2004-07-01 [Blankie]: The HTML is <*center>blah blah <*/center> -but without the *'s-

2004-07-06 [Blankie]: <3 I love you Heavers

2004-07-06 [Avoral]: I love you guys. *Hugs the wiki*

2004-07-06 [blackenedrose*]: hey liking this wiki

2004-07-06 [blackenedrose*]: do u have a banner??

2004-07-06 [Hutch]: Whoo! Groupie love! lol not yet, but we're open to submissions

2004-07-06 [Hutch]: hmmm maybe we should have a page for supporters and whatnot... what say ye Dani?

2004-07-06 [Pnelma Tirian]: Definitely something for a M.E. picture. ;)

2004-07-06 [Hutch]: lol

2004-07-06 [Augury]: cough. i'm sorry i think i'm a bit skinny. *whimpers* but otherwise, this is the cool.

2004-07-06 [Hutch]: lol gracias

2004-07-06 [Augury]: wheee.... can i add something?

2004-07-06 [Augury]: You're not High Priestess of the Order of the Violet Twinkle Dove, Supreme Druid Mistress of Garm.

2004-07-07 [Hutch]: hmm not quite sure what the hell that means but sure.

2004-07-07 [Hutch]: ah... ya know what I hate... when people enter in contests... and they say flat out that their artwork sucks, and it does, but they ask you to vote for them... and make you feel awkward... *sigh*. I should number these and call people out. *devious grin* "Hey [enter name here]!! Number 6 of deal with it is calling you!!"

2004-07-07 [Avoral]: Yeah, it's kind of like those stupid people who are known and secure in their physical attractiveness, and yet post all over everything "I'm so ugly!" ...Bastards fishing for compliments... They need to be shot.

2004-07-07 [Hutch]: lmao yesh they do... some people say stuff like "aww... my ass is so small..." ya know to get an ," oh no! you have a wondrful ass!" out of someone.

2004-07-07 [Avoral]: Which is why, no matter what, I WILL disembowel my future wife if she asks me the classic question, "Am I fat?"

2004-07-07 [Hutch]: lol that question's embarrasing for everyone

2004-07-08 [Avoral]: Yeah it is. And it's a question with no answer. Either way, you're insulting her or lying. *Shrugs* When I take over this world, I'm going to outlaw it.

2004-07-08 [Hutch]: niiice. I think that's a law that more than half the world could agree on.. even though they dont have to agree because... ah yer basically the law

2004-07-09 [Spanakopida]: Whee! this is a great wiki!

2004-07-09 [Hutch]: ha gratzi

2004-07-09 [Avoral]: Hell yes I'd be the law. I'd impose the Supreme Church of Avoral and oppress the masses as well. Given that my whole world would be unified as one single country, and I do still want to be a ruthless warlord, I'd HAVE to get some opposition SOMEHOW. Nothing like oppressed masses to do that for you. Anyway, tithes would be MANDATORY. And they'd all go to me. Care to sell your soul or stuffed animals to vie for a place in my high council?

2004-07-09 [Hutch]: I've got a soul... and I've got a stuffed animal.. I don't really need my soul when I'm off being ruthless and opressing people... but Simon haaas been getting on my nerves recently

2004-07-09 [Avoral]: I'll take either of them. They're worth the same to me. If you want to give both, though, I'm always easily bought by TWO things instead of one.

2004-07-09 [Hutch]: well both it is then! Win Win... kinda

2004-07-09 [Avoral]: Yay! *Has souls and Simon*

2004-07-09 [Hutch]: *cough* Yay! I'm on the high council!

2004-07-09 [werethylacine]: I'd like to offer: "You're not an angel/demon crossbreed." I see that so very much, it pisses me off almost as much as vampires. Oh, and, "You aren't a kitty girl," despite being fully guilty of purring and mewling and whatnot...

2004-07-09 [Avoral]: Well, I have others as well... Including, "You don't have the balls to kill yourself," and "The marks on your wrists only show you're a pity-whore."

2004-07-09 [Hutch]: lol those are good, thanks for your input!

2004-07-09 [Avoral]: Yay! Why thank you very much.

2004-07-09 [Hutch]: you're so very welcome

2004-07-10 [Blackshire]: lol

2004-07-10 [Hutch]: *gasp* omg I could just gobble you up

2004-07-10 [Avoral]: Gobble me. Now.

2004-07-10 [Blackshire]: =P

2004-07-10 [Blackshire]: this wiki is a good idea

2004-07-10 [Hutch]: lol ok who wants to be gobbled, and thankyou

2004-07-10 [Blackshire]: ^^

2004-07-10 [Avoral]: I do.

2004-07-10 [Blackshire]: lol

2004-07-10 [Hutch]: figured that

2004-07-10 [Blackshire]: =P

2004-07-11 [Augury]: i like raccoons, and sometimes i wear eyeliner. maybe i should wear it just to look like a raccoon. *precocious grin* mufufufufu.

2004-07-11 [Blackshire]: ^^

2004-07-11 [Hutch]: lol

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: oooh ooh! may I be gobbled too?!

2004-07-12 [Blackshire]: i have another thing to add to the deal with it list, you're not related to satan and you're not a freak (because people enjoy claiming thoughs things frequently)

2004-07-12 [Lost in Illusions]: yes yes! I do know this... people tell me all the time... -.-

2004-07-12 [Blackshire]: yea

2004-07-12 [Hutch]: lol that one's good. My partner [Blankie] says to put further aaah suggestions and whatnot on the our lovely supporters page.

2004-07-12 [Blackshire]: ok

2004-07-14 [Ashes of Ael]: I am a supporter!! And I agree!!!!

2004-07-14 [Weeman]: MWAHAHAHA!! It's all so true!!

2004-07-14 [Ashes of Ael]: ^^ *noodles* O'course!

2004-07-14 [Weeman]: You missed one...

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: who missed wha?

2004-07-14 [Weeman]: You missed one thing people should deal with...

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: and what is that?

2004-07-14 [Lost in Illusions]: what is that?

2004-07-14 [Weeman]: "Nobody wants to cyber with a 14 yr old!!"

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: lmao thaaat's so true

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: ah crap it's gotta go on the supporter's page though

2004-07-14 [Lost in Illusions]: that's not true... o.O

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: it is, noone does... except for other, nasty, handless people

2004-07-14 [Squirrelywrath]: what if a japanese person reads this page? you're first thing is "You're not Japanese" lol

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: lol well then Blankie and i would recieve a few nasty comments.. hmmm... never thought of people actually applying to the "you're not" comments.. ah whatever

2004-07-14 [Squirrelywrath]: lol ^^

2004-07-14 [Ashes of Ael]: ^^ LOL haha!

2004-07-14 [Lost in Illusions]: 14 y/o's want to cyber with other 14 y/o's

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: "... except for other, nasty, handless people " mwahahahaaaa

2004-07-14 [Weeman]: lol I am now a lovely supporter! And how lovely I am! ^_^

2004-07-14 [Ashes of Ael]: How lovely thou art!! *bows before lovely Weeman and mighty Hutchness*

2004-07-14 [Weeman]: Heeehee! ^_^ Ah, you'll embarass me!

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: lol I get that all the time XP

2004-07-14 [Weeman]: Well lucky you... wait! That's another thing to deal with!

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: embarrasing people?

2004-07-14 [Weeman]: No! "People do like you"

2004-07-14 [Rook]: lol

2004-07-14 [Ashes of Ael]: Mwahahaha!!! *thunder strikes behind me*

2004-07-14 [TearZ]: I have found you a new posterchild for the people you hate. Check this faker out "yo". He's "Down with the Clownz" Not to mention a "Gothic Vampire" And by the way you spelt Samurai wrong. ;)

2004-07-14 [TearZ]: Oh right yeah, his name is [Jamie Madrox6]

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: thankyou, I'm not known for my speling skills ^_^

2004-07-14 [Hutch]: that kid looks super dirty, and he's such a gangstah

2004-07-15 [TearZ]: fer shizzle home dawgie... *twitch*

2004-07-15 [TearZ]: oooh, and something else

2004-07-15 [TearZ]: When people put Town: HELL LOL!!!!! on their Houses

2004-07-15 [Hutch]: ah that's annoying

2004-07-15 [TearZ]: sleep time. night night Hutch, night all. Sleep well.

2004-07-15 [Hutch]: adios, and that same to you

2004-07-15 [Hutch]:

Danielle!!!!!

2004-07-15 [Blackshire]: =O

2004-07-15 [Lost in Illusions]: =\

2004-07-15 [Lost in Illusions]: "You do not live in Hell"

2004-07-15 [Blackshire]: that's one of mine ^^

2004-07-15 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe, where do you think I got it from? ~huggles~ ^^

2004-07-15 [Blackshire]: ^^ *clings*

2004-07-15 [Blankie]: HEAVEN!!!!!!!! I'm back, did you miss me?

2004-07-15 [Blackshire]: =D

2004-07-16 [Blankie]: Heaven, the next time I go away for that long- remind me to take you along. Oh I did miss you so <3

2004-07-16 [Blackshire]: awww

2004-07-16 [Blankie]: ^___________^

2004-07-16 [Rook]: wait a sec. # 27 doesn't apply to me, does it? i'm the leader of the Anti-Pink Army

2004-07-16 [KMR #1]: um...i'm an ass who does not even know why she is here...deal with it...i'm leaving now...

2004-07-16 [Hutch]: lol of course I misde you! lol I made it for people who insist that the colo pink is evil... but you can go on with your wiki, it's not like I'm forcing the deal with it-isms on you.

2004-07-16 [Rook]: *shrugs* either way

2004-07-16 [psychopomp]: yay! finally a reasonable wiki... may i join?

2004-07-17 [Hutch]: sure!

2004-07-17 [psychopomp]: yay... do i put my name ne where?

2004-07-17 [Ashes of Ael]: at our lovely supporters

2004-07-17 [psychopomp]: oky

2004-07-17 [Izzles]: Pink's an amaazing colour.

2004-07-17 [Blankie]: Hey [Rook] number 18 applies to you also.

2004-07-17 [Blankie]: .....^________________^ just joshin'

2004-07-17 [TearZ]: Hutch, draw more goblins! I shall save you a chinese chicken ball :P

2004-07-17 [psychopomp]: chicken ball?

2004-07-17 [Blackshire]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/Dinaer1051907583.gif>

2004-07-18 [psychopomp]: hehe DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!

2004-07-18 [Blackshire]: Hahaha

2004-07-18 [TearZ]: y'know... a chicken ball... chicken coated in this... crispy stuff... you uncultured fool you!

2004-07-18 [Weeman]: Oh dear... I so cannot agree with the new one...

2004-07-18 [Hutch]: well it was bound to happen sometime

2004-07-18 [Blankie]: Heeeeeaaaaaavvvveeennn

2004-07-18 [Hutch]: Daaaaaaaaaniiiieeeelllllllllllleeeee

2004-07-18 [Hutch]: hmm.... it just looks odd when I do it to your name

2004-07-18 [Blankie]: because of the 8 letters it has in it. Then you have to emphasize all of them... Why couldn't my parents name me something better... like Aquante.

2004-07-18 [Hutch]: lmao

2004-07-18 [Blankie]: You know that's the most awesomest name out there.

2004-07-18 [Hutch]: ha yeah sure is

2004-07-18 [Blankie]: :o

2004-07-18 [TearZ]: aaaqqquuuaaannnntttteeeee!

2004-07-18 [TearZ]: Hey you're right, that _does_ look cool...

2004-07-18 [Blankie]: ^__^

2004-07-18 [TearZ]: ^_^

2004-07-18 [TearZ]: Can I suggest a new rule? "No matter how much you dress up like your favourite anime character, you still aren't fuckin' Sakura!"

2004-07-18 [Weeman]: Mwhahaa!

2004-07-18 [Blankie]: lmfao--- dude you should put that up. I went to a con back in febuary and the people there take the anime thing waaaaaay too seriously. And they look don't look good either.

2004-07-18 [Hutch]: lol people here take it way too seriously

2004-07-18 [psychopomp]: im srry but when u start to dress like your favorite character its gone to far... i never did get that

2004-07-18 [TearZ]: bah... can't find any fuckin clothes... bah

2004-07-18 [psychopomp]: um... did u look in ur hamper?

2004-07-18 [TearZ]: What's a hamper? (Humour me, I'm English)

2004-07-18 [Hutch]: it's a place to put your dirty clothes before washing them

2004-07-18 [TearZ]: oh... no but I found some jeans, and identified that my mum is Ironing everything... meh... *does a dance in his half nekkidness*

2004-07-18 [psychopomp]: thanks hutch.. gah i forget what u english call them hehe... i know i was told before :P

2004-07-18 [Hutch]: lol it's ok

2004-07-18 [Blankie]: I thought it was a dirty laundry basket.

2004-07-18 [Blackshire]: XD

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